Findings:
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- i'm just a girl
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just Say Know
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- just say the words
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Just Say No
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I smile just because you exist
- Because I'm an adult
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Not just a happy ending
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just because it happened to you
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- International doesn't mean foreign
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- This is Just to Say
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- Just say no to TV
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- because it wasn't just the air
- just because
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I married him because he was not mean
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm just sayin'
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I'm Just Me (user)
- You mean, it's just sounds?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Hey! Just say!
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Because I say so
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Just Say No to Dubs
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- I'm just a bill
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- Happy Hacking Keyboard
- I am happy
- Happy campers
- These Happy Golden Years
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood
- Happy Feet (user)
- So. Central Rain
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm not gay
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm an Addict
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- im a streat nigger (user)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Dammit, I'm mad
- Jewish Sects and Orders
- Just a Minute
- All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
- Just So Stories
- it's just as true as the news
- I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
- A Just Ocean
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Ted, Just Admit It
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
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