Shaved Monkey

user since
Sat May 15 2004 at 11:51:37 (4.5 years ago )
last seen
Sun Aug 29 2004 at 02:49:47 (4.2 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
Evolution
specialties
Use of opposing thumb and fingers.
motto
It's survival of the hairless.

The jungle wasn't really working out for me - not being your typical alpha male, I was finding it pretty hard to get laid. So I had a shave and moved to Australia. Now I cut code for a crust (when I'm not partaking in cosmetic product testing). I'm still finding it pretty hard to get laid.