Stress Monkey

user since
Tue Jan 28 2003 at 14:56:53 (5.8 years ago )
last seen
Sun Aug 7 2005 at 23:56:06 (3.3 years ago )
number of write-ups
2 - View Stress Monkey's writeups (feed)
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 21
specialties
Biochemistry, Virology
school/company
University of Iowa
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most recent writeup
Western Blot

7/2/03- Today I was attacked by ants on the way to the lab. I had hundreds of them crawling all over my feet and biting them. Screaming fuck and hitting my feet with a newspaper, I was able to deter them from eating me. My suggestion to you is to buy a large bag of diatomeceous earth and await the onslaught of the little black armies of doom.

Did you see what GOD just did to me?


kozmund is my unofficial E2 mentor. He rocks, and is also the reason why I found the site in the first place.

I think I'm hooked!

If you have suggestions about anything that I have written, please message me. I am not so proud as to think that I can't use a lot of pointers, and Koz can't do everything. I am also interested in making all of my links easier to understand as well as more informative, so ideas on improvements will be happily accepted.

Contact Information:
viruschick27@yahoo.com
If you need to tell me something that is a little longer than a few lines, here works.