She laughs at you for thinking so.

But if she did exist, she would be from Alaska and she would like popcorn. She would sacrifice her friend to her ballpoint pen. She would collect Taco Bell dog plu.shies to frighten the neighbor children with.

Tcheky eats rocks for breakfast and Brian Eno for lunch.

Tcheky uses 1-800-COLLECT to make collect calls. You're going to hell, where the Procompsognathidae and dictato.r ferrets roam, if you don't..