TheNastyCanasty
- user since
- Wed Jul 12 2000 at 16:54:28 (8.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Feb 13 2003 at 17:37:55 (5.8 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 50 - View TheNastyCanasty's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Wordsmith) / 3181
- mission drive within everything
- I'm just stopping to smell the Everything
- motto
- "Put down the sword and I'll put down the shield" -- Me
- most recent writeup
- Nuremberg
User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- schematic
- ophie
- kslawson
- zpengo
- Tommy Hilfiger
- Secret of New York City
- I love the smell of napalm in the morning
- The most wonderful girl in the world
- 16 year old
- Bright Lights, Big City
- Lucid dream
- Hey, faggot!
- alt.suicide.holiday
- Blow an O ring
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Making someone feel loved
- Desert Eagle
- Slashdot Sucks
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- pothead
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- black hooded sweatshirt
- I fuck your sunshine
- my brilliant career, chapter 117
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- Windows source code
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Craps
- our new friend, the ten-foot pole
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How to sit on steps
- virgin by choice
- a Sheena moment
- The world breaks everyone
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- getzburg
- i like my body when it is with your
- I killed a pigeon
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- C'est La Vie
- Why I torched the crack house
- Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
- dizzy
- Why it's fun to dose your relatives
- Borderline personality disorder
- Target Rifle Shooting
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Save Water - Shower with a Friend
- Some of my lowest points (a memoir)
- Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
- You people disgust me
- The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- How to give your man a good backrub
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- underwear as an erogenous zone
- my private holiday
- tangentman
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- My brother shit in my pillow
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- Pontiac GTO
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right (idea)
- It's OK to be a healthy geek
- Junkyard Wars
- So you wanna be a hacker
- I can't work with stoners
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- I was a homeless bum
- Using /dev/audio to eavesdrop
- being a kid was great
- A pot-grower's worst nightmare
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- weightlifting (thing)
- Nefarious uses for a beard trimmer
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Yelling things in quiet places
- Virginity, my loss of
- Drugs make people bad
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Fucked up Facts from History (place)
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Why bother taking a picture?
- I can still feel you... (idea)
- Tickle your ass with a feather?
- September 17, 2000
- A practical introduction to brainfuck
- The twisted thoughts of self-mutilation
- Evil nicknames acquired in high school
- What loneliness can do to you (thing)
- I can own this room
- George W. Bush's foul mouth
- Refuse 2 Looze
- Highway Tales
- Evolution of a programmer (idea)
- I need something like smoking
- Another miserable day at my horrible high school
- bittersweets.org
- node-fu
- nodegel
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- The bravest man I've ever known (person)
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- 15 year old JavaScript hack
- lazerus
- I am eighteen years old
- how my computer nearly killed me (idea)
- Unhooking a bra with your teeth
- Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl (idea)
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- How to give a hug
- There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
- I am afraid of permanence (idea)
- we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
- High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- I Hate Trick or Treat (idea)
- Staring down babies
- caught masturbating
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- They're drugs, they change you
- Rachel in the morning
- Allaying Rachel's fears
- Kissing Rachel goodbye
- I've developed a new skill (idea)
- Introducing yourself to the small-breasted woman
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- ghetto monopoly (thing)
- Sometimes it's 4 a.m.
- We walked together, miles apart
- I want you inside me (idea)
- The smoking wall and lit numbers changing
- Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now? (idea)
- changing the X root window cursor
- Xanax was, indeed, fun.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated. (person)
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- I can do shit with my legs
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them (thing)
- I am deathly afraid of February
- Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- December 30, 2000 (idea)
- No one wants you the way you are
- Carrying a knife through airport security
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me (idea)
- McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card (thing)
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- The twelve words of power
- HP48 (thing)
- Tell Stacey I love her
- Life is half over at age 10
- Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun (person)
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup? (idea)
- downshift (idea)
- exotic shotgun ammo
- Love You Forever (thing)
- The Saga of Scott's answering machine (thing)
- Because I love you (idea)
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Why not just kill yourself?
- She threw out all my letters (idea)
- Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris (idea)
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Tight (thing)
- Braces, I & II
- Dream Log: July 18, 2001
- Urine is a medicinal, cleansing, and nourishing food (thing)
- Michael was special (idea)
- How to give a hand massage (idea)
- The hidden danger of school lunch programs (idea)
- party toothpick (idea)