First Impression: Here goes nothing... I have to admit that I fear I may have stumbled onto something intimidating for the first time in quite a while. From what little I understand so far, objectivity and pragmatism are championed here, while aimless rants and opinions without some semblance of a rational thought is frowned upon. This seems like my type of place, although I have never felt the need to do anything like this before....anywhow, here are the vitals presented in the most impressive format I can think of for the time being.

Throat Culture in a Nutshell

Real First Name: John

Hometown: East Lansing, Michigan (Look before you judge)

Marital Status: Happily Married

Education: J.D., Michigan State Unversity, Detroit College of Law

B.A. Accounting, Michigan State University

Ok, I know this is not supposed to be a resume.

Occupation: Attorney/United States Foreign Service Officer (Diplomat), Kingston, Jamaica

Favorite Bar: P.T. O'Malley's, East Lansing, MI

Drink: Whiskey and Soda (ok coke, I haven't grown up yet)

Cereal: King Vitamin (discontinued)

Pastime: Not appropriate to list...

That's about all I have the patience for now, if you want to know anything else, which I doubt, feel free to ask.