EKW Cannery settings!

I've have hereby decided that the ekw Scheme Cannery kicks major ass.

Unfortunately, I'm not especially color coordinated. Particularly when it comes to selecting various combinations from 16 bazillion colors.

And that's where you come in, gentle readers.

Your mission (should you decide to accept it) is to send me your EKW Color Scheme, and if I like it, I'll put it right here for the whole world to see. C'mon, man! I want to get a metric assload of them! Bright or subtle, colorful or monochrome, muted or drastic! As long as it looks cool! I'd really like to see it!

And best of all - you get your name emblazoned on one of the most popular homenodes on e2!

Here are the submissions so far:

Copy and paste into the cannery. (For best results, only do one at a time)

• By Yours Truly: ekw_logofontsize="30pt"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logoborder="#2a2a20"; ekw_logomaintext="#FFFF00"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#838068"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#e5deaa"; ekw_textcolor="#FFFFFF"; ekw_bgcolor="#1D1465"; ekw_logofont="Dolphin"; ekw_linkcolor="#CFCA8B"; ekw_alinkcolor="#e5deaa"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#7378A4"; ekw_logobackground="#005CB9"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_prefontsize="9pt";
• From the desk of czeano: ekw_linkcolor="#a0b0c0"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffd000"; ekw_logobackground="#103860"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logomaintext="#f0f0f0"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#103860"; ekw_textcolor="#d0d0d0"; ekw_vlinkcolor=" #103860";
• swish girl's contribution: ekw_alinkcolor="#da70d6"; ekw_bgcolor="#d8bfd8"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#103860"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffff90"; ekw_logobackground="#305880"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#f0f0f0"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#d0d0d0"; ekw_textcolor="#000000"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#808080";
• Saige's E1 Color Scheme: ekw_alinkcolor="#cc3333"; ekw_bgcolor="#eee8aa"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetic a,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#993333"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffffff"; ekw_logobackground="990000"; ekw_logoborder = "#ffffff"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="skyblue"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#bbbbff"; ekw_textcolor="black"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor = "#993333";
• Karmaflux's Mad Cannery Action: ekw_alinkcolor="#4444bb"; ekw_bgcolor="#000000"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma"; ekw_linkcolor="#ffaa00"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#000000"; ekw_logobackground="#88bb88"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma"; ekw_logofontsize="10pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#000000"; ekw_monofontsize="10pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#333333"; ekw_textcolor="#88bb88"; ekw_textfont="Tahoma"; ekw_textfontsize="10pt"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#dd4444";
• Crux called this ROBODINE KILL ekw_alinkcolor="#33dd33"; ekw_bgcolor="#001000"; ekw_headingfont="ocram"; ekw_linkcolor="#ff0505"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffff90"; ekw_logobackground="#132013"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="terminal"; ekw_logofontsize="86pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#bb6600"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#132013"; ekw_textcolor="#bb6600"; ekw_textfont="Lucida Console"; ekw_textfontsize="14px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#dd8822";
• dannye's Lawrence Welk Walkabout Theme: ekw_alinkcolor="brown"; ekw_bgcolor="ffffcc"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#103860"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffff90"; ekw_logobackground="#305880"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#f0f0f0"; ekw_oddrowcolor="darkseagreen"; ekw_textcolor="#000000"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="brown";
• dannye's tweak he calls Tom Jones in Iraq: ekw_alinkcolor="brown"; ekw_bgcolor="ffCC99"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#330000"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ff0000"; ekw_logobackground="#305880"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#ff9966"; ekw_oddrowcolor="darkseagreen"; ekw_textcolor="#000000"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="brown";
• j-bo is pleased to offer Volvo Instrument Cluster: ekw_alinkcolor="#c48a22"; ekw_bgcolor="#090909"; ekw_headingfont="trebuchet ms,Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#bf9d54"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#2f4f4f"; ekw_logobackground="#000000"; ekw_logoborder="#2f4f4f"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma, Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="20pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#666666"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#222222"; ekw_textcolor="#b3b7b3"; ekw_textfont="trebuchet ms,Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#cda95b";
• Ocelotbob's Mostaza Scheme ekw_alinkcolor="navy"; ekw_bgcolor="#c7d0d9"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#506074"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#b8d1eb"; ekw_logobackground="#647d96"; ekw_logoborder="#b9bfc7"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#b7d0ea"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#9cabba"; ekw_textcolor="black"; ekw_textfont="arial, serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12pt"; ekw_vlinkcolor="gray";
• Fitch would like to present Pass the Pigs: ekw_alinkcolor="#e0c000"; ekw_bgcolor="#ffffff"; ekw_headingfont="Trebuchet MS, sans-serif"; ekw_linkcolor="#309030"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#f0d000"; ekw_logobackground="#204000"; ekw_logoborder="#f0d000"; ekw_logofont="Trebuchet MS,sans-serif"; ekw_logofontsize="24pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#30c090"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#e8f0e0"; ekw_textcolor="#303030"; ekw_textfont="Times New Roman, serif"; ekw_textfontsize="10pt"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#d0a000";
• Beautiful colors from anemotis: Reminds me of a lovely glass of merlot: ekw_alinkcolor="996666"; ekw_bgcolor="330000"; ekw_headingfont="sans-serif"; ekw_linkcolor="996666"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#c0c0c0"; ekw_logobackground="694443"; ekw_logoborder="#cccccc"; ekw_logofont="sans-serif"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="black"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="663333"; ekw_textcolor="999999"; ekw_textfont="arial"; ekw_textfontsize="10pt"; ekw_vlinkcolor="cc9999";
• A la Eliah ekw_alinkcolor="red"; ekw_bgcolor="000000"; ekw_headingfont="tahoma, verdana, helvetica, arial"; ekw_linkcolor="b5b5b5"; ekw_logoaccenttext="999999"; ekw_logobackground="252525"; ekw_logoborder="b5b5b5"; ekw_logofont="trebuchet ms"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="white"; ekw_monofontsize="10pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="151515"; ekw_textcolor="white"; ekw_textfont="optima"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="b5b5b5";
• Delicious! Cucumbers & Cayenne by drownzsurf ekw_alinkcolor="#ffd000"; ekw_bgcolor="#e1f3e4"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#103860"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffff90"; ekw_logobackground="#305880"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#f0f0f0"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#g5f0c9"; ekw_textcolor="#202020"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#ehh670";
• yclept shares My Woody Grot ekw_alinkcolor="A7EF7F"; ekw_bgcolor="72A35F"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="2F5984"; ekw_logoaccenttext="E3D665"; ekw_logobackground="3C692B"; ekw_logoborder="1E5807"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="E4FBAC"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="66B249"; ekw_textcolor="#000000"; ekw_textfont="times new roman"; ekw_textfontsize="13px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="1E5003";
• TanisNikana - 24 - ekw_alinkcolor="#ffd000"; ekw_bgcolor="midnightblue"; ekw_headingfont="Trebuchet MS, Tahoma,"; ekw_linkcolor="tomato"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#305880"; ekw_logobackground="slateblue"; ekw_logoborder="yellow"; ekw_logofont="Trebuchet MS,Tahoma,Verdana"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#ffffff"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="darkslateblue"; ekw_textcolor="orange"; ekw_textfont="Trebuchet MS,"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="darkorange";
• Saige hooked me up with Citrus - ekw_alinkcolor="#80a0ff"; ekw_bgcolor="#305000"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#ff8020"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#20d050"; ekw_logobackground="#307000"; ekw_logoborder="#20d050"; ekw_logofont="Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#ff8020"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#407000"; ekw_textcolor="#fff5f5"; ekw_textfont="Arial,sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="10pt"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#80a040";
• jasonm has lined up Ants marching in the snow - ekw_alinkcolor="#ffd000"; ekw_bgcolor="#FFFFFF"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#606060"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#FFFFFF"; ekw_logobackground="#eeeeee"; ekw_logoborder="#ffffff"; ekw_logofont="Courier New,Courier,monospace"; ekw_logofontsize="9px"; ekw_logomaintext="#FFFFFF"; ekw_monofontsize="9px"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#eeeeee"; ekw_textcolor="#080808"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#aaaaaa";
• Swap turns around and flashes Blue Steel - ekw_alinkcolor="#ffd0c0"; ekw_bgcolor="#11111"; ekw_headingfont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_linkcolor="#2070C0"; ekw_logoaccenttext="#ffff90"; ekw_logobackground="#305880"; ekw_logoborder="#000000"; ekw_logofont="Tahoma,Verdana,Helvetica,Arial"; ekw_logofontsize="17pt"; ekw_logomaintext="#f0f0f0"; ekw_monofontsize="9pt"; ekw_oddrowcolor="#333333"; ekw_textcolor="#B0B0B0"; ekw_textfont="Arial, sans-serif"; ekw_textfontsize="12px"; ekw_vlinkcolor="#1060B0";

If you like these, GREAT! But don't tell me - well, you can tell me if you want - but tell the designers. Click the hardlinked names, and tell them what a damn fine job they're doing.

Major freakin' props to dannye for helping to generate some interest in this little quest of mine.

E2 Milestones

• Joined E2: June 29, 2001: First Writeup C/C++ Idioms
• Promoted to Level 2 (Novice): September 1, 2001 with St. Mary's County, Maryland
• Promoted to Level 3 (Acolyte): January 16, 2002 with January 16, 2002
• Promoted to Level 4 (Scribe): May 17, 2005 - because of New Level Requirements

Cool Writeups

This used to be just a list. But when your as fucking cool as I am, your cool list just gets too long. So I've broken it into sections. The people who have cooled me the most (or rather, cooled my writeups - they didn't cool me, personally), right on down to the single cooled people. I appreciate all these people taking the time to read my meager contribution to the gel.

These people have cooled me once.

These people have cooled me twice:

These people have cooled me thrice:

These people have cooled me frice:

To Do List

This is my To Node list. Most of these will probably seem like really really lame ideas later, but they seemed okay when I put them here.

• Hello McFly!
• The False Prophet ???
• Washington Capitals Hockey Team
• Booker T Rassler
• Lance Storm Rassler
• Fromunda Cheese Genital secretion
• Sly and the Family Stone Musical Group
• Redd Foxx Comedian
• Tom Jones
• Gerald Bull
• Bonnie Bernstein

To Cool List

I have emerged blindly into Level 4, thanks to the New Level Requirements. Now, I'm chinging nodes higgledy-piggledy. This was a "To Cool" list, but, it's quickly becoming a "Writeups I've cooled" list. I think that I'll blow the list away at that time, or keep adding to-cool items here. But if you want to see junk I've Chinged, you can do so at the top of this page.

Anyway:

• How to increase the volume of male ejaculate - after the flood
• Butterfinger McFlurry - donfreenut
• Mama Sheik - arcanamundi
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero - Unless
• ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse - Beldin
• June 5, 2002 - DoubleD
• E2 is Unfriendly to New Order - sockpuppet
• Friends Forever - PJ Jules
• Islam rejects violence as a method to gain Power - Transitional Man
• I realize that you construe the concept of a god as an insult to your individualism and intelligence - Templeton
• Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism - Magenta
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC - FastEddie
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children - Quizro
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians - dann
• anthrax - rycerice
• Attention Deficit Disorder - N3Bruce
• nine elevenths - Chras4
• Babylonian Mathematics - thbz
• SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! - Jet-Poop
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them - knarph
• casu marzu - mingux
• MC Chris - Frisina
• How to urinate standing up - Chiisuta
• leap year - e-troon
• May 6, 2004 - 54b
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter! - Strong_Bow79
• Yttrium - Footprints
• Christa Miller - TheBooBooKitty
• Halo 2 - Palpz
• Ralph - Webster 1913
• Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism - Magenta
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them - knarph
• Gerald Bull - bah
• How to urinate standing up - Chiisuta

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The Greatest Nodes EVER: