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Tue Aug 3 2004 at 03:14:45 (4.3 years ago )

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The Grey Dog's Coffee

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• Enough with the high heels already
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• The Responsible Drug User's Oath
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• Ten questions for your company's safety officer
• 10 commandments of bad writers