Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears (idea)

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The Bear FAQ	The most elusive type of problem in a C program	The Jew, The Italian and The Redhead Gay	I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
Jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch repeatedly	Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce	Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball	A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
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The first bear I ever saw	Bureau of Zombie Management

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