I live in a suburb of Seattle, WA; the metropolitan home of crappy software, coffee, bad music and several loser professional sports teams.

Surprisingly to me, I work at Microsoft doing&.solaris for their single product that needs it. The free soda makes it all worthwhile. Read about my average work day

I love music. Preferably electronic music. Once, I was not allowed any music for a month as I was institutionalize.d, (I was also not allowed coffee, sugar, internet connectivity or pornography) and it was hell.

I am a perl junkie.

Unix. I own two ferrets, Zero and Podge.

I have a website at http://methlab.nothing.org/ called the methl.ab.

I live off of Frosted Mini-Wheats, Milk, Apple Cider, Cup O Noodles, Ramen and string cheese.

Praise "Bob".

Fnord.