Ah, no, good noder, you are too simple! Why, you might have softlinked... oh, a great many things! Mon dieu, why waste your opportunity? For example, thus:

RELIGIOUS: How do you make God laugh?

MOCKING: You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad.

APATHETIC: So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others.

MUSICAL: Who wants a down vote?

SCIENTIFIC: The Everything Law of Downvote Entropy

VENGEFUL: You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down.

CONFUSED: I don't know what the hell this means, but I'm voting it up anyway.

CLICHED: Would you like some cheese with that whine?

REDUNDANT: Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others.

ALOOF: Note to self: Ignore the troll.

DIRECT: I have a good idea, smear crap on your face.

PHILOSOPHICAL: A fine line between stupid and clever.

SUCCINCT: Learn how to spell.

NOSTALGIC: I once was a clueless young noder.

EDUCATIONAL: Avoid highly subjective writeups.

BRUSQUE: I've got two words for you - Shut the fuck up!.

HUMORING: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

DESPERATE: What do you want, a cookie?

CONDESCENDING: If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.

BLUNT: This node does not make sense.

with apologies to Edmund Rostand