<Viki.> waverider37: I was pleasantly surprised when I heard your podcast recently, you didn't sound half as bogan as some noders told me you would.
calm the fuck down. please.
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yeah, i've pretty much fled this site. but not for negative reasons. mostly for time management reasons. that, and the fact that i've lost my writing bug of late. i might get it back one day. but for now...
/me misses Butterfinger McFlurry
In your face, I can see your past.
In my face, I hope you can see my future.
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- no mic stand
- your sex talk
- to give someone cancer
- to find more purple
- stricter fraud prevention
- to stay in the housing sector
- to be adored and worshipped like the royalty he feels he is
- to be joined in an elephant ride
- to snack on the camera
- an end zone celebration
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