The video begins with a human male in an Andarian Technician Uniform. He sits at a desk.
To someone off screen, he says, "Why am I doing this again?"
A voice responds, "It is important to document the growing relations between Humans, Andarians, and the rest of the universe!"
"But I already do video logs--"
"Those are technical logs monitored by our superiors. This is for the people! People want to know what humans are like, and it is our duty to share--"
"Okay, I get it. Is it on?"
"Is the light on?"
"Yes?"
"Then yes."
"Oh! Uh. Hi, everyone. This is Greg. Gregory Namanarra, from Earth. And, uh. I'm a human. Ask me anything."
"Our first question comes from Chireeeet'tchs'tchs from Tangalore. 'Are humans edible, and what do they taste like.'"
"Seriously?!"
"That is the question, Human Greg."
Greg looks directly into the…