Literary Karaoke

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I never really thought about the etymological root of the word cocky until my family got chickens. Five hens and one rooster who I named Maurice. Interacting with Maurice has been an interesting experience in inter-species communication. Chickens are not, on a whole, very smart and its possible to see certain individual cognitive glitches in their behavior, my favorite being that it takes them a very long time to understand that just because they can see through chicken wire doesn't mean they can walk through chicken wire. I have to assume the part of their visual cortex that handles environmental navigation tags areas above a certain opacity as not obstructed for the same reason we as humans wouldn't expect to be blocked by tall grass. It's a more useful heuristic when dealing with foliage than a metal lattice and I've watched several hens wander back and forth in front of the same two feet of fence as though a hole will reveal itself if they just kept at it.

Another glitch I've witnessed is…

You drive home for two hours after hearing the news, already knowing you're relating to the objects around you in a completely different way even as you still see and feel them. You're over the heavy breathing and cursing and screaming that came out of you when the phone call came in but know that it's on its way back at any time. As it turns out, that time is making eye contact with Mom for the first time.

After that, practicalities. Conversations with the funeral director. Music, invitation…

Bitter Root Town was a planned development in Ravalli County, Montana, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Only one building of the town was completed in 1909, and it later burnt down. (Note on spelling: The river and mountains are both called "Bitterroot", one word, but this development was written as two words).

The context behind the planned development of this town involves two threads: the development of the Bitterroot Valley, and the development of Frank Lloyd Wright, now…

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