user since
Tue Apr 24 2001 at 15:24:08 (16.2 years ago )
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Tue Aug 16 2005 at 07:17:28 (11.9 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
enlightenment, community or at least some good jazz.
specialties
uhmmm... "Dancing With Myself" ?
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old skool
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BIO FOR THIS WEEK:
updated 18 Dec 2001

xWakawaka is a dangerous tool of the establishment. He is "The Man". He is the thumb of oppression upon your back.

BIO FOR LAST WEEK:
updated 04 Dec 2001

A recent expose by Geraldo Rivera revealed the shocking truth that xWakawaka was actually raised in the wild by unemployed hair metal guitarists (they prefer the term "semi-retired"). Until now there had been no real explanation for xWakawaka's unusual tolerance for bad vocal harmony and his tendency to play air-guitar in formal situations.

The mystery resolved, we can all rest a little easier as, once again, daytime television solves all of life's persistant problems.