"Four Smash!"

"Fantastic Four: Taco Bell Exclusive Collector Edition" is a comic from around 2009 that was distributed with "kid's meals" at Taco Bell, apparently one of four editions featuring Marvel Super-Heroes and distributed by Taco Bell. A small notice on the lower right of the cover proclaims "Not For Resale", and yet I bought this for fifty cents out of the bins at a local comic store. Hopefully I am not getting into trouble for the crime of trading money for a promotional comic.

Anyway, what goes on in here? This is not a full sized comic, with the main story measuring in at 11 pages. It is a bog standard Fantastic Four story, and is set in an indeterminate time in the Fantastic Four's long continuity. Reed and Susan are eating an anniversary dinner, when a feuding and rough-housing Thing and Human Torch interrupt them. Just as recriminations are about to abound from their ruined dinner, the Hulk attacks, and after futile attempts to fight him, they finally

A coded phrase using the NATO phonetic alphabet that has emerged as a euphemistic political statement. The phrase represents a creative application of standardized communication codes for political expression, especially dissent.

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Hedley Kow is an English folktale recorded by Joseph Jacobs in 1894.

There was once an old woman, who earned a poor living by going errands and such like, for the farmers' wives round about the village where she lived. It wasn't much she earned by it; but with a plate of meat at one house, and a cup of tea at another, she made shift to get on somehow, and always looked as cheerful as if she hadn't a want in the world.

Well, one summer evening as she