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• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• No one can be in two places at once
• They Might Be Giants
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Things never were what they used to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• Chalant should be a word!
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Too good to be true
• They came together so as to form one whole
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Rebeca Martinez
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Automobile tire pressure
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Two Cultures Model of Gender Differences in Language Use
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The more one talks, the less the words mean
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You're too young to be so old
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• We used to be more in sync
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You're too good to be human
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Things people put up their butts
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• There need to be more powers
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• So you want to be a star?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY

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