Findings:

• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Rape committed by women
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't send your resume
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Don't Want Me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They don't know what they're missing
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't send me roses
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They don't know what I've done
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If at first you don't succeed
• The Department of They
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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