Findings:
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm so tough
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- I'm so sorry
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Time Travelling Mind Excavators Digging for Memories
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- You've never had it so good
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- the end times
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- imm
- I'm tired
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- This disgusting arrangement, time and the end
- I'm pinching your face!
- left or right, you're both wrong
- IM
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- These are the memories I never had
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- End Times National Park
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm not sure
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- We're both tops
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- I'm
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm sorry
- Hands off, I'm special
- Damn, I'm good.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Im-
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- 418 I'm a teapot
- So. Central Rain
- Those were the days
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- We're all Borf in the End
- At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- Quartet for the End of Time
- And so, the countdown nears an end.
- Alone in the night, I erase my thoughts a hundred times
- I had pleasant times as well
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- Never Had It So Good
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- I had a really good time tonight
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Losing You
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
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