"Right, now, expect the the first ghost -- "
"Hang on a second, Marley, you can't do this ghost-of-Christmas stuff at me. I'm Jewish."
"Oh? Oh yes, I'd forgotten. Well, not to worry, we cover all major and minor holidays. We can certainly shift gears here and do the ghosts of Yom Kippur. Which, I should note, is even more relevant to the things you must do, since it is the day of ATONEMENT."
"God dammit!"
"Well the point is that you don't want him to. So. Better shape up and fly right. Expect the first ghost when the shofar blows one."
"That's not how that works!"
"I've got a catchphrase and I'm going to use it. Ciao!"