Findings:
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- There are times when they seem to be right
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Gods don't have DNA
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Stoned music memories
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- All will be well again in time
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I don't have the time
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- God must be living in the sea.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Don't Be Afraid
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Be careful and don't fall down
- painting stars that have come to be
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I am blind when I want to be
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- God must be deaf
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Be My God
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- you have to be close to catch it
- Hot pursuit
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- You Shall Be as Gods
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- gods we may be
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- painting stars that have not come to be
- I don't want to be successful
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Your god might be evil....
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- It will be good when I am leader
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- When shall I be free?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- To God Be the Glory
- A fine time to be in the Army
- If God was willing to let it be
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- Publish and be damned!
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- don't be absurd (user)
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- Just be home in time for supper
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Don't Be Evil
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be sad
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
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