Findings:
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- play dumb
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How much for the little girl?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- how to be a friend
- How to be a fuck-up
- How the Sun Came to Be
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- How to be telekinetic
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- How to be a backstabber
- Running toward the edge
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Be cool in college
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- So you want to be a star?
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- On the comet there will be much pie
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How the Moon Came to Be
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- How to be anonymous
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Music need not be popular to be good
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- How to be an improv musician
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- So you want to be a waitress
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- So mote it be
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- How to be a troll
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- OBAFGKM
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Be something... be anything other than this
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- How To Be Good
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- You could be so delicious
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- How to be invisible
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- so be it
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
- Be a girl for a day
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- So you wanna be a hacker
- Automobile tire pressure
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- What it's like to be in love
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- I want to be sexy too!
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Who Will Be There
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
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