Findings:
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- he's like someone living in a dream
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Skim this life but never live
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- But life is subjective.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Grabbing Life by the Gi
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
- He brings me books like flowers
- He flops over and bonks his head
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- asphyxiated by life (user)
- I like the way he reads poetry
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- What was stolen by someone else
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Not really by the rules, but...
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- Hot pursuit
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He smiles but it's not real.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Take life by the hand
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- like you're blind but still can see
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
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