Findings:
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- even (user)
- Even better than the real thing
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Even
- not even wrong
- break even
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- not even thirty
- Even my faults he adores
- Even Day
- "42" is even to any base
- Even if we're not together
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- even permutation
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
- the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
- Even from the East German judge!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- even the fool
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Even In Dreams
- Even Years Ago
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Even nerds need people skills
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Even permutations are not odd
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Something Even Better
- Latin for Even More Occasions
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Even if You Don't
- Even in the Quietest Moments
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- kiss, even
- even number
- Even a pigeon has a pussy
- Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
- odd or even
- Five is both even and odd
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Even aan mijn moeder vragen
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- Groups of even order
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I still don't even know you
- Even death is beautiful
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- Even trees die
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
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