Findings:
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Don't Pass Me By
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Don't Make Me Think
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't tread on me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Don't send me roses
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- kill your babies (node_forward)
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't let me die nervous
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't wait up for me
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Please Don't Bury Me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- So you don't have to
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- the way you don't look at me
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Don't call me white
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They don't touch me the same way
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Hard-code me, baby!
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't leave me alone
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- send() and recv()
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- don't kill your clients
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- Don't Tell Me
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- St. Peter don't you call me
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Blog me, baby (e2poll)
- Don't Give Me Names
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- customers don't trust me
- Don't quote me on that
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Don't tell me everything
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't call me Debbie
- Being a dickhead
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Don't Blame Me
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't mind if you forget me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Don't tell me about her
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Dont come near me (user)
- Dont come near me. (user)
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