Findings:
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- i'm just a girl
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm No Angel
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Being a dickhead
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- imm
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm tired
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm Glad
- Im Elvis (user)
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm pinching your face!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm bored
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm with stupid
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm just a bill
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm with the band
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not very cool
- I'm a little ICBM
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm gay
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Everything But the Girl
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I'm
- I'm Losing You
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm sorry
- Hands off, I'm special
- Damn, I'm good.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- IM
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I'm not drinking any more
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Im-
- So. Central Rain
- angel girl (user)
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