Findings:
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Don't stand so close to me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I am so an American
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- They don't touch me the same way
- again, I am too young
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Don't call me white
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Don't Say You Love Me
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Don't tread on me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- I am a citizen too
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- French Canadians don't speak French
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- My God, don't tempt me!
- They Don't Want Me
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Don't take sex too seriously
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Society made me what I am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Look at me, I am moving on
- I am too birdlike to really know peace
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- Take Me As I Am
- I am Canadian
- why am i me, and you're you?
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- for i am a rain dog too
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't quote me on that
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Rape committed by women
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- So you don't have to
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Don't Blame Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't leave me alone
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I sometimes think I am too much
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't send me roses
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Don't Pass Me By
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- The whole world is too busy, and I am hopelessly bound to my wonderment
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am so fucking happy
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- i am so random (user)
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- I am much too rough, much too edgy.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Don't call me Debbie
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- A reason to drink
- Don't tell me everything
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't let me die nervous
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- I am still so lost, I am
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