Findings:
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Ghosts must have done it!
- It must have rained or something
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- When I have female children
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I must have three heads
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- What to do if you have bad credit
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Something that may have changed my life...
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- You have the right to remain silent
- You, standing
- I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- They must have faces
- It must have fixed itself!
- You have the right to ask
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Why I want to have children
- I have no output and I must scream
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- What have you done for me lately?
- Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- These papers do not show what I have done
- The way things have always been done
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Why do children have to die?
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I have no money and I must pay
- Articles every Everything must have
- I must have called a thousand times
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- all living things must above all else have hope
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Something I Can Never Have
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- I have a tricorn hat
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- You can't have everything
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- How the mighty have fallen
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Lord, have mercy
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Why males have nipples
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- you can't have it both ways
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Let them have Festivas
- It's better to have loved and lost
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- You have no socially redeeming value
- it's good to have a moose
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Have I Got News for You
- Here We Have Idaho
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Sex with a chicken
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I don't have a television set
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I have this delusion
- Haves and Have-Nots
- institutions have lives of their own
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have no hair
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have no complaint
- We're trying to have a baby
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Have a buck
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
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