Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I know more when I'm alone
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm not homophobic but...
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I know what I'm talking about
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Being a dickhead
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not racist but...
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- i know you are but what am i
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- /but what was the question?
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
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