Findings:
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Accidents will happen
- Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
- Only sayings of the wise will remain.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Once and only once is not just for code
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Will I ever know?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- will happen, happening, happened
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- You only live once
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- What the hell ever happened to our rights?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- All you ever did was let it happen
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- Every lifetime happens just once.
- This will never happen
- Once and only once
- You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- opportunity only knocks once
- You're Only Old Once!
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- only then will we be safe from each other
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- Don't work at a golf course
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
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