Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I wish I could do that thing whereby your name would appear here if I had mad leet skills, but I don't, sorry :("

• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Sorry, I don't work here
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Being a dickhead
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• but don't take my word for it
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• The best kind of bartender
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Do you think you could love me now?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• here, but not here
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We had no bait but our tongues
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• they carry but they do not understand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I wish I could cry
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• I wish I could invent shit
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• If I could do it all over again
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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