Findings:
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- Legging
- leggings
- wet look leggings
- Pants are optional
- Worldwide Pants
- pants
- tear-away track pants
- pant
- Mr. Pants
- camouflage pants
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- fancy pants
- parachute pants
- Who wears the pants
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- pair of pants
- capri pants
- leather pants
- Giant flaming pants of death
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Hammer pants
- Phat pants
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- cargo pants
- Flying by the seat of your pants
- baggy pants
- In my pants
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- The Pants Game
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Pants (user)
- Period Pants
- ants in the pants
- canada pants
- Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
- Pants are a tool of the Man
- Ozzie Pants
- Liar, liar, pants on fire
- These are not my pants!
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- pants are funny
- Ambient Pants
- You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
- meat pants
- two pants suit
- Napoleon's Pants (user)
- Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
- Off Pants
- As Pants the Hart for Cooling Streams
- Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
- MAST Pants
- Raver pants
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Instant Wet Pirate Pants
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Indestructible Pants
- Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Slut pants
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- Goofy Henkin Pants
- liquid crystal pants
- im in your pants (user)
- lm ln your pants (user)
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Training pants
- MC Pee Pants
- Inflatable trauma pants
- pants run
- Pants Pants Revolution
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
- pants salad (user)
- Rugby pants
- Little robots in your pants
- Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
- wool pants
- Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- Pants Rowland
- Pants the Cat
- Tough Pants (user)
- The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
- fisherman's pants
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
- Fancy Pants (user)
- Pant Devil
- Mr. fat pants (user)
- Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- emergency pants
- Mail Order Pants
- pants 21 (user)
- So Who Wear the Pants?
- aladdin pants
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- We have standards AND pants
- Angst In My Pants
- Carpenter pants
- Jizz in my Pants
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