Findings:
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Prove me wrong!
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Hear me now
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Creeps Like Me
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- He Hate Me
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- He brings me books like flowers
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- unfinished (like me)
- Nobody Loves Me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- want me like time
- It kills me to watch them go
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- You like me, you really like me!
- Yes me, right now
- Republican Like Me
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Nothing can stop me now
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'll become what you became to me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- The stranger who hates me
- Broken like me
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- let me hate for you
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- My Company Likes Me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Walk Like Me
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- Look siad me Be like me
- What is wrong with me?
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Women only like me for my mind
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- like you love me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Dead Like Me
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- doesn't look like anything to me
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- treat me like a woman
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- treat me like your sex doll
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Black Like Me
- A Doll Like Me
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Frilly putty in me now
- Do you like me?
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Do you think you could love me now?
- You're like a brother to me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- Loves me like a bottle
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I like you; do you like me?
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
- Bleed Like Me
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
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