Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Short of handcuffing him to the bus, there was no way to keep him out of the woods"

• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• It is there with him.
• No Way Out
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• There was a land where lived no violets
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• him will I blot out of my book
• Is she really going out with him?
• There Was No Leak
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• No shit, there I was
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• all it cost him was a Penny
• With him it was always like
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• There is none like unto Him
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Once there was a way...
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• I married him because he was not mean
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was Chris to him
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• If any one imagines that this law is lax, let him keep its commandment one day.
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• o come let us adore him
• A day without him is three months long
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• HIM (user)
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• H-I-M (user)
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Worship Him
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• I know him cince I k (user)
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Inspiring Him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• reader, i married him
• She could not live with or without him
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• hims (user)
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• She Misses Him
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• His Infernal Majesty
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• As Nature Made Him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Kids from the short bus
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• A poem for when I loved him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I hadn't told him
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• i smile at him
• better off with him than here with me
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I never saw him again
• Tell him, she told me
• Adore Him
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Kissing Him
• i love him (user)
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• you can't love him anymore.
• We can rebuild him
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• i told him to write poetry on my arms
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• My self-image hurts him
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• A day without him is three years long
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Lui: A View of Him
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Send him to Detroit!
• a little boat made out of a bus ticket
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him

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