Findings:
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- The day I realized what being alive was
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- More than he was willing to give
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- It was more than perfect understanding
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- More Alive Than Me
- more concrete than an ideal and more alive than a program
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
- What was stolen by someone else
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- More Human Than Human
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- my life is more than this
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
- It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
- You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- I have never felt more alive
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- suicide by Fillet O' Fish
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I was alive again
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- The night was alive, and so was I
- CNN is more addictive than crack
- A simple celebration of being alive
- Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
- There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
- sometimes, people are more than just OK
- Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
- wanting is more satisfying than having
- more than ashes
- Television does more than rot your brain
- Home surgery
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- On living and being alive
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Suicide by overdose
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- suicide by cop
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Why I Hate Being Alive
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- My liver is eaten by vultures.
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- More than dream?
- As I was saying to my goldfish
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Now more than ever
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- Listening with more than your ears
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Belief is nothing more than looking
- More than just a song
- more often than not
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Surviving to avoid being alive
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
- Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
- There is no more joyful feeling than crying
- Child support is more than just money
- The Library Book
- Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- More Than Toast
- How to get more change than you deserve
- More Real Than Reality
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- on being hit by lightning
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I was raised by the French government
- A conspiracy of suicide by fiction
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- The Wild Colonials
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- More evil than Satan himself
- Men make more money than women
- being a kid was great
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- Life has more twists than a rope
- music means more than this
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Accidental death odds
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
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