Findings:
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Nice names for stupid people
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
- I would like
- People Like Us
- Stupid people
- People with programming languages named after them
- Would you like fries with that?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Half-sour pickle
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- I like my breasts the way they are
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The same people with different names
- Old People Names
- play dumb
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- People want what they cannot have
- cat haters
- I would like to see your little bits
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- I would like to bring you here
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
- I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Countries named after people
- A Society of People Named Elihu
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Ground rush
- If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
- School is for stupid people
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Would you like an OS with that?
- Would you like a doughnut?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Just to see what it would be like
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- some summers they drop like flies
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
- They die obscurely under assumed names
- They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Treating people like literal robots
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- A Jared by any other name
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- Things you give people that they keep
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- They will not be named!
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- insulting people you like
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- Japanese people like to play games
- They moved like a river
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Would you like to try a sample?
- If you would like to contact DMan
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- what would you like?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Mind without body
- They hum like angels
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- I would like to have emotions
- I would like to buy you a drink
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Would you like to know more?
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I like to kick people with my fists
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- stuff white people like
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- and the people look like flowers at last
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Those two people like it, and they're shagging
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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