Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- he was a punk poet himself
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- He Was Only Joking
- The Last Time I Saw Richard
- Lavisarin vs. The Bathroom door: An Inspiring Tale of a New Age Hero
- Frame saw
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I married him because he was not mean
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- some say he was never here at all
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- He was found
- The Last Time I Saw Amelia Earhart
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Last year was always better
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Don't Go Out the Door
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- the reassuring solidity of the door frame against her spine
- More than he was willing to give
- At least he was gentle
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The door was closed
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- That's Just How He Was
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- The last time I saw Orson Welles
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- I came, I saw and was undone
- the last time I saw Jane
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
- A knock there was upon the door
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- Executive Bathroom
- bathroom break
- Female restroom etiquette
- Who's in the bathroom?
- Stealth Bathroom Attendant
- Adventures in the men's bathroom : A female perspective
- The bathroom cerberus
- Bathroom Statistics
- Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
- Bathroom Reading
- bathroom neutral color
- She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
- How to flood a bathroom
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- My ideal bathroom
- I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
- I have to go to the bathroom
- Soliciting homosexual intercourse in the stalls of public bathrooms
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- bathroom basketball
- Why the Pentagon has twice the number of bathrooms it needs
- Public bathroom science
- Random Hall Bathroom Server
- How to clean a bathroom
- Greta Garbage's Outrageous Bathroom Book
- Great American Bathroom Book
- In the bathrooms and the bad motels
- bathroom poetry
- Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
- U.S. Government Standard Bathroom Malodor
- Leave your ego at home in the bathroom mirror
- Bathroom Suicide
- Bathroom (user)
- Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Door County, Wisconsin
- trap door
- The Polka Dot Door
- open door policy
- A Wind in the Door
- the Green Glass Door
- Shut Not Your Doors
- In Through the Out Door
- History of The Doors
- Sliding Doors
- Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
- The Lockless Door
- 3 Doors Down
- The Girl Next Door
- revolving door
- screen door
- Close the door before you leave
- The wolf is at the door
- Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
- Princess Isca and the Forbidden Door
- stage door
- automatic doors
- The door is always open
- The Door in the Hedge
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- the string plus door method of tooth removal
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- This is a window, not a door
- How to Open a Door
- Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- The Unspeakable Horror on the Restroom Door
- Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
- Save keys to open doors
- Open the pod bay door, HAL
- Out The Door And Into The Car
- refinishing an old door
- Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
- Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
- sock on the door knob
- next door
- The lad came to the door at night
- There Are Doors
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- secret door
- Bus door mechanism
- Klonoa: Door To Phantomile
- Six Sense Doors
- The Head on the Door
- door prize
- The Door in the Wall
- The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
- doors of perception (user)
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