Findings:
- Do what you have to do
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why do children have to die?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- you don't have to do this
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- The tattoo phenomenon
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- That which I should have done I did not do
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- What to do if you have bad credit
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- You, standing
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I do have some things to hide
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- we have a lot of work to do
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why males have nipples
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Have Blue (user)
- Have a nice day
- Things to do with drain cleaner and Johnny Cash
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- You have a big finger
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- She's Gotta Have It
- I have no faith in your God
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Letting the mid-dawn light filter in through the window even as it fades
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Know your pets
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Have you found Jesus?
- Have you tried rebooting?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- We Have Explosive
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- What have you
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
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