Findings:
- Why do I keep turning down sex?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- Things people put up their butts
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- Ground rush
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Breaking down ain't hard to do
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Stuff White People Do
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- People who carp about their jobs
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Why do people believe in God?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Do blind people dream?
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Floating along on this sea of people down through history
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- Things you give people that they keep
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- what desire will make foolish people do
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- What guys do with their penis
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- What to do if E2 goes down (superdoc)
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Treatment of corporations
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- do not let the sun go down on your anger
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Capitalize, please
- Dead links in writeups
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Know your pets
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- DOS
- DOS memory management
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Where do you want to go today?
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Trip Like I Do
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- It's not the size, it's what you do with it
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Do clam bras chafe?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- And What Do You Think?
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do not disturb
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- and if you do, take pictures
- What to do with XP
- do it
- God's Holy Trousers!
- dos dedos mis amigos
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- Don't do that then!
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Do I dare disturb the universe?
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- do protocol
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