Findings:
- Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Know How, Can Do
- Dr Pepper imitations
- By their fruits you shall know them
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- One Node to Rule Them All
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- What we think we know can kill us
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- People have fucked up before
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- we can take them
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Who can know it?
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Let them have Festivas
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Let them know
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- make before break
- break before make
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- We Have Marched Through This Before
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I never bend what I can break
- Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
- Only perfection can break your heart
- break your own rules
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- What to know before you invest in stocks
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Using headphones as a microphone
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The introverted thinker breaks the rules
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Something I Can Never Have
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- Can I have a light?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Give everything you can to everyone you know
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- Any fool can make a rule
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- I know I have been dreaming
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Art has an actual purpose
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- don't let them scare you
- A buddha before history
- RFC 1882
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Sobering up before going to bed
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