Findings:
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
- It was better before they came
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Heavy Metal Parking Lot
- parking lot
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- They asked me to write a letter
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Grocery store parking lot afterhours
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- For Better or For Worse
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
- Parking lot stalker
- terror in the parking lot
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
- You Meet the Nicest People in Strip Club Parking Lots
- Sweet Encounters In The Grocery Store Parking Lot
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- They Might Be Giants
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- How to fight and kick ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- The Wild Colonials
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- You'd better start hauling ass
- My mom kicks ass
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
- The Parking Lot is Full
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- IPO, company parking lot one year later
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- I must die or be better
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- Everything dies a little in large parking lots
- selling oregano in a Taco Bell parking lot
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- Girl with the parking lot eyes
- Satellite parking lot
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Parking lot shark
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Afternoons in the high school parking lot
- kick ass
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- The Department of They
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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