Findings:
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- You just don't get it
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- The bomber will always get through
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Rape committed by women
- Life will get easier
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- You don't get a song
- It will get better
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- You will get yours
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- don't rely on us to get you high
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Stoned music memories
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Sound between thunder and lightning
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- People who don't smoke will never die
- emotions others don't get to see
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I don't get it
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- I don't want to get over you
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- five will get you ten
- 15 will get you 20
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
- thunder and lightning
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- I saw the thunder; I heard the lightning.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't try this at home
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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