Findings:
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- When you know things are just meant to be
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Up From The Downvote
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
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