Findings:
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- how my computer nearly killed me
- What have you done for me lately?
- You have no power over me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- you have me at a disadvantage
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- It kills me to watch them go
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That which does not kill me...
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- It could have been me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Bernie would have won
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would kill my mother
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- kill me (user)
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Someone please kill me
- That would be me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I wish you would talk to me
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You stole what they would have given you
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would like to have emotions
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Things video games have taught me
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Dogs that have owned me
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- he would have cried
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- kill me now (user)
- She kills me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- you would have been
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- What pornos would have us believe
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Khaled Islambouli
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Could you have danced with me?
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Have One On Me
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- he would have laughed
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Please Kill Me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How Prom nearly killed me
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
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