Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "spend some time in a foxhole before you tell me there are no atheists in foxholes, please"

• there are no gods in foxholes
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• There is no time paradox
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• There was a time before
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Before you, there was me
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• There is no real me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Please help me!
• This is my truth tell me yours
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't tell me everything
• Though you can tell me
• You have no power over me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Tell me something good
• Please Don't Bury Me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• A Time Before the Witch
• Atheists have no support group
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• please forgive me (user)
• Tell me a story
• Tell me what to dream
• No one touches me
• even atheists pray for some things
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Some people call me a drama queen
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• Tell me a story about trains
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Kill time before it kills you
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Next time you leave me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Tell me about your faith
• You tell me this is God?
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• O tell me the truth about love
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• They grow up. No one told me.
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• It's Time for Me to Die
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Before time takes each year
• i am only finishing the work of those before me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Please Please Me
• foxhole
• Someone please kill me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Tell me a story about rains
• My first comet
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• She approached me with some vague line
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Kill Me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• tell me the truth
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• listen()
• Tell me another lie
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• If No One Will Love Me
• Give me a moment, please
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Please stop annoying me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Tell Me What
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Why tell me that?
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little

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