Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "the best thing you can put in your mouth that isn't part of someone else"

• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• don't put it in your mouth
• the best ruler is someone whose actions go unnoticed
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• my name on someone else's body
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• I hold you where no one else can go
• for now this is the best that can be done
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• someone else's hand
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Someone else's toilet
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• put your money where your mouth is
• you are someone else
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• put baby in pelican mouth
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• This poem can be put off no longer
• the best part of a poem
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• A very mean bar trick
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Mega Mouth Slam Can
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• Why put off until tomorrow what you can postpone indefinitely?.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Loving someone else's wife
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• you can put your arms around a memory
• Helping people cheat
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• What was stolen by someone else
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• Put your mouth where my money is
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• Making Rage Against The Machine guitar noises with your mouth is the best form of political protest
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• best boy
• on my best days
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• My best dead friend
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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