Findings:
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- The Man Who Was (user)
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- A Woman Who Never Was
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- i was richer for having known you, friend
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- It was not a dream
- Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Leather-bound organizer
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I was into them after they were hip
- Why Socrates was really executed
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- The day I realized what being alive was
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was searching glass
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Is And Is Not As It Was
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- That Was The Week That Was
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- It was a dark and stormy night
- There was once a Man
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- Back when grunge was still cool
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- I was looking for you
- It was all God's fault
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- There was a time when I was a better person
- That Was Then, This is Now
- What was the question?
- I was a homeless bum
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Lando was supposed to die
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I was promised flying cars
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- being a kid was great
- Jesus was Mexican
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
- I once was a clueless young noder
- What was left after the party
- In the Beginning was the Command Line
- Conrad's dirigible was tipping
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- 'T was
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- When I was your age
- Man was created in God's image
- A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
- It was you, Atthis
- The world was designed for giant squid
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- God was created in man's image
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- There was a young lady of Riga
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- I was going to marry Marty
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- That was a joke, son.
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Concrete, Washington
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- There was a rose that faded young
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
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