Gomez ADDams is a mad scientist, sexual deviant and popular author of fetish oriented erotica who has also been a locksmith, a spy satellite operator, a gun salesman, a repossessor, and various other things he refuses to talk about. He is currently consulting in such diverse areas as remote sensing, special effects, interactive video, high voltage devices, and computers.
When he isn't making someone else rich, he runs Technical Alchemy; his stage lighting and special effects company. In his copious amounts of spare time, he plots to take over the world from his secret laboratory somewhere in Colorado.
Everything in this bio is true, except maybe the part about taking over the world.