Actually, this
node title is an
actual Simpsons reference.
Apu lost his
job at the
Kwik-E-Mart, so he had to go to the
original Kwik-E-Mart in
India to ask for his
job back. The
original Kwick-E-Mart was
atop a
giant mountain with a very
narrow entry (
Homer remarked, "that's not very
convenient.")
And so, when Apu and Homer entered the very first Kwik-E-Mart in India, the founder of the Kwik-E-Mart, being ever-so-wise, said, "You have three questions."
Homer used up all three:
"Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
Yes.
"Really?"
Yes.
"You?"
Yes. Thank you, come again.
At this point
Homer and
Apu are
kicked out and Apu for one is
pissed.