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mE123
Tue Aug 01 2000 at 19:14:36
It's
scary
how many of theses apply to me
Your favorite sport is
Tetris
.
You talk to your
computer
.
You
argue
with your
computer
.
Your
computer
has its own
phone line
.
You have
dream
s involving your
computer
.
You remember how to use
DOS
.
Your
home page
is longer than your
resume
.
You've ever installed
Linux
.
You always understand
Dilbert
.
You regularly drink
Jolt cola
.
You spend more time on the
Internet
than you do
sleeping
.
You've ever been
dumped
for paying too much attention to your
computer
.
Someone mentions
foreign language
and you think "
Cobol
".
You've ever considered getting a
tattoo
of the "
Intel Inside
" logo.
You check your
email
before you check your
answering machine
.
You've ever tried to see how far you can move the
mouse
without turning off the
screen saver
. (Don't tell me, I'm the only one that does this)
You
tinker
with
computers
at work all day, and when you finally get off
work
, you
rush home
to
tinker
with your
computer
.
You know exactly how much
hard drive space
you have free, but you don't know your
spouse's birthday
.
Sucking at The Sims
pr0n
Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
First generation geek
Geek Love
How to talk to tech support
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
The Geek Party
Doomsday Cult
girl geek
nerd quiz
geek culture
Go To Statement Considered Harmful
goto
geek rock
Geek
Tetris
What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
Pretty Hate Machine
Jolt Cola
It's all good
Eats, Shoots and Leaves